{"product_id":"sudadera-gruesa-unisex-15","title":"Sudadera Pedro Sánchez - Toda va bien","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSudadera “Pedro Sánchez – Todo va bien” | El optimismo que ni el Titanic\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eEspaña hace aguas… pero tú sales a la calle calentito y con humor negro. Aquí tienes la sudadera perfecta para esos que abren el telediario ya preparados para la tragicomedia nacional. Pedro Sánchez, disfrazado de Capitán Optimista, liderando el naufragio con sonrisa en pie. El barco (es decir, España) se va a pique, los botes salvavidas están para decorar, y la tormenta ya la tienes encima. 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